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I'm Dating A Vegitarian
03:11
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I'm dating a vegetarian
A pretty blue-eyed vegetarian
A Gluten-freaky vegetarian
A stuck up crazy vegetarian
But her hands are on my meat
I'm dating a vegetarian
I'm smoking her funky cigarettes
I'm high but I'm not on tofu yet
I get saitan on her dress
but a smile on her face
(Chorus)
cooked and choped up by her eyes
talkin baby bok stir fries
talking sweet potato lies this can't go on
no o o
I'm dating a vegetarian
Just like a sexy librarian
No books just fiber and carrots and
My shit is turning blue
And I think she's moving in
I'm dating a vegetarian
She thinks she makes me a better man
I think she's otherwise brilliant
My stomach's shriveled up
But my heart has never been fuller
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
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She took our greenbeans
She stole our lettuce sprouts
Our moldy apples
She took our coffee grounds
She gives it all to the worms
And they make it clean
She takes dead stuff like me
And make it grow green
She's beloved in her community
And known through the land
She's got a brilliant ten-step greenery plan
(Chorus)
Shes the best
Composter around
Shes the best
Composter around
The way she turns the dirt
It really turns me on
She's got a lillypad skirt but
I'm the skum on the pond
She's got a bottlecap sweater
And very pretty knees
This party's cotton padded
Why don't you show me how to please you
Show me how to:
Break down the soil
Break down the leaves
Break down all evil
Break me down please
Show me how to break down the capitol
Break down all art
Break me down babe
Break down my heart
(Chorus)
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3. |
Real Bad
03:07
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Watch out for me
I can sure drive my car fast
Fast enough that the police
Are looking at my back
Watch out for me
I know where to buy Marijuana
I'll give it to your granddaughter
Any time I wanna
(chorus)
Cus I'm real bad
Real bad
Watch out for me
Cus I was born in Greenbrae
And I don't give a fuck
Cus I'm already stuck
(chorus)
Two Three Four
Two Three Four
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
Watch out for me
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4. |
Dinosaur Bones
02:39
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Bones bones, dinosaur bones
Are they big or are they small
Was it cancer, was it fate
Here's a stupid mating call
(chorus)
I'm waiting for the next mass extinction
I'm waiting for an excuse to use my gun
Bones bones, dinosaur bones
In my stomach, in my face
North Korea's got a timebomb
You can find it anyplace
(chorus)
I''m waiting for the next mass exticntion
I'm taking pills but the asteroid never comes
So lay another dozen eggs
Pray it will never come
Shaking silent in my bed
Shake those raptors off
The water's deep around my head
With friends for dinner Your'e all dead
I', eating Petri, giving head
Hope it will be enough
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5. |
A Field Day For Aliens
02:47
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I took two tabs and went to the liqueur store
I bought two forties and drank them by the door
My friends (peter) keep calling but I think they're aliens
This is the best day of my life
(Chorus)
Something is wrong inside of me
Something is wrong inside of me
Body parts are what they are, don't scare me
Don't let me get too far in my head
Womanize me, womanize me baby
Wake up from my slumber, now you;re dead
And I can't tell mrs Ripley how I feel
Cus I'm afraid she'd ct out my heart
There's aliens inside of all of us
But mine are laying eggs inside my heart
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6. |
FunfUnfuN
02:41
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I'm so fun
I'm so fun
I'm so fun
I'm on the run
I'm so cute
I'm a hoot
I'm just like candy
in your pocket
(chorus)
Take me out
And we'll have
Fun fUn fuN
Take me out
And we'll do
Lots of drugs
Take me out
and we'll sing
La La La
Take me out
and we'll have
LOTS OF FUN
I'm so fun
I like sex
You like sex
I want to bend you
Over my knee
We take off
all our skin
fill this hottub with
chaPAIN
(Chorus)
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7. |
Feminists get Freaky
02:22
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She's got more hair than me
And I think I like it (I think I like it)
I wonder if we'll be
More than just friends (don't label it!)
(chorus)
Feminists get freaky (Alright!)
Feminists get freaky (All night!)
Feminists get freaky till the break of dawn
Feminists get freaky
Till I make them yawn
I wonder if she has
another boy friend
She used to get more tail than me
I like it when she pulls my hair now
And we're respectful (Even when we're mean)
(Chorus)
solo
(Chorus)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
all good feminists go to heaven
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Come on
Come on
Come on
Get Freaky
Get Freaky
Come on
Come on
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If you made it this far
You weren't listening hard enough
Cus I'm in love with girl stars
With Pink bass guitars
Cannonball
Cannonball
Cannonball
I'm in love with Kim Deal
Am I going too far
I want to fuck you in the eighties
I'd even fuck you tonight
We could pretend it was the eighties
Am I big enough
To take you to the beach
I'll take off all your sand
You're such a salty tease
Cannonball
Cannonball
I'm in love with Kim Gordon
And ever Kim I know
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9. |
Permanent
04:38
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Write me in sandstone
Write me in ink
Write me in fire
Write my hands pink
Pen my verses
Ghostwrite my songs
Write my own CD
Now that I've sold out
(Chorus)
I'm Permanent
I'm Permanent
I'm Permanent
This is Jesus Christ
This is the fish
This is the Family Stones
This just is
Shake my hand
I'll take the chain
Put me in carbonite
Give me Solo fame
Sell my anthem to the pope
Ghostwrite my shows before I fade
(Chorus)
This is anti-spider rap
tell me where the web at
Pitchfork says that I am best new
When I'm old and dead will you remember me too
Put ten headstones on my grave
Two in Paris one in Spain
(Chorus)
This is my heartbeat
heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat
cover my face in sharpie
alright
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saundersmax@gmail.com San Francisco, California
The Femenists are
Addison - Drums
Max - Bass, Vocals
Josh - Guitar, Vocals
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